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* Two Feet:
I Feel Like I'm Drowning *

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* Two Feet:
I Feel Like I'm Drowning *

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Shall we go?

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*Music*

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What does she want from him?

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He's hot.

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But that's all.

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Why are you always so mean?

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It's nice,
that they are finally together.

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They're not together.

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She sleeps with him every night.

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You're sleeping
every night with a camel.

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We are together too.

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(laugh)

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When he finds the next one,
he drops her.

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Isn't that the basic principle?
western relations?

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You always say
that all men are shit.

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Do you want us all
become a lesbian or what?

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Why not?
- Sorry, I like cock.

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Me too.

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Okay, bye.

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I have to go to prayer.

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You were already praying.
- No.

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*Music*

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Do it like that.

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*Music*

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Hans!

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Hans!

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No, he has visitors.

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I don't care

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he hit everything in the bathroom
except the bowl.

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Should I remove it?

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No, why should you?

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Because it's gross?

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We always do this with
he never learns.

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Hans!
- He has visitors after all.

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Hans!

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Fuck.

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That's what I'm saying.

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So what's going on?

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You can't, like a normal one
Man, sit down

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or clean,
if you don't score?

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When he's having a hard day,
he doesn't aim well.

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And he had a special one today
hard day, if you understand.

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Just do it.

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Tomorrow, yes, Michi is there?

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I thought
you find him boring.

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I think so too.

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He talks all the time
about politics,

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Refugees here, Trump there,
Nazis, blabliblub.

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Why are you hitting
still with him?

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Well, you're always at school,
Linn is, I have no idea where.

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I was lonely.

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Michi is always on the mat,
when I need him.

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He's like a boomerang:

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Throw him away,
and he still comes back.

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You don't check anything, right?

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No, what?
- You all suck.

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What does that mean?

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Not you gays, you boys!

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Fair point.

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*Music*

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You're going over the weekend
to Madrid, right?

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Do you want the short version?

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My parents
have decided,

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over Christmas
come to me in Berlin.

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Without asking me.

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I said
that I don't want that.

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Then we argued.

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Now they are offended.

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You now have this
Booked an educational trip for days.

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awesome,
how are you doing with that?

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This is normal for us.

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We argue, make up.

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Actually, we just argue.

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What are you doing for Christmas?
- Nothing.

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What, nothing?
- Hanging out.

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I have mine
borrowed thick books.

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You can't do Christmas Eve
sit at home and read books.

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I'm not much of a Christmas fan.

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Really such a cliché.

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Not because of capitalism or anything,
I find it boring.

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Christmas
it's not boring after all.

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You're a Christmas groupie, aren't you?

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Yes, Christmas ultra.

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This is the best, mulled wine,
Gifts, vanilla crescents.

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You come to us on the 24th,
Don't argue, you're coming!

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We are in Regensburg, we can
still need reinforcement.

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Hey.
-Hey.

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How are you?
- Cold. Good.

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We have to write bio now.

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Have you learned?
- Yes.

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Have you talked to him?

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Jonas?

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Matteo.

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What am I supposed to say?

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“We have gay porn
found on your phone

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and suspect
that you love Jonas?"

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Yes, exactly.

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You can have an inconspicuous one
make an allusion.

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Eh, Matteo, do you watch Queer?

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I think it will be difficult
to find an opportunity.

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We just have
not really in touch.

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Because of Jonas?

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Not exactly like that
with “stay friends”.

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He doesn't report on his own initiative.

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I don't feel like it,
to run after him.

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I thought
that Jonas and I can do it.

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Do you think he has a new one?

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No, we swore

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that we tell the other
when something like that happens.

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Really not,
He wouldn't do that.

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* Music, Tyga: "Temperature" *

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inhumane acts,
those of a racial group

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in connection with a regime
of systematic oppression

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one or more other groups
committed with the intention

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to maintain this system.

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What connection do you see?
between the apartheid regime

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South Africa and the Third Reich?

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N/a?
- No idea.

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Otherwise who?
Really no one?

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Can't we think about something else,
Current news, talk?

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Syria or something?

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I think so too, Israel
is also an apartheid state.

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Are you crazy?
- Yes.

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That's all,
what do you have to say about it?

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What is it?
problematic about his statement?

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Is she anti-Semitic?

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David Ben-Gurion,
the founder of Israel,

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said himself,
that Israel is about to

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to become an apartheid state.

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How can this statement
be anti-Semitic?

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Think about it,
that it makes a difference

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whether a German makes a judgment
falls over Israel or an Israeli?

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Yes, but that doesn't change anything
at the fact.

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So it makes no difference

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whether I insult your sister
or you?

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Emotionally yes, factually no.

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Nobody should
insult my sister.

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Thank you for your cooperation,
That misses the point.

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Just a moment.

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Such a wanker.

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That's not a wanker.

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You don't even know him,
he is insecure.

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Sorry, I didn't know

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that Axel is a misunderstood,
vulnerable soul is.

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Did he ever tell you
why did he stay put?

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So that he can now come to me
can get into the stage?

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That's what he said?

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No, he meant that he
don't want to talk about it,

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and that it's none of my business.
- Nice.

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* Lauv: I Like Me Better *

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Kiki, hey!

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Don't we have organic together?

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Yes, I still have to
home, shower.

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There are still 2 km to you.

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Then have
I got a total of 10, cool, right?

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Hanna and me
want in the free period

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Buy last minute gifts
and then into “Süß”.

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Are you coming with me?
- Yes gladly.

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Can we go to the “fairy tale”?
- Why?

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There are vegan croissants.

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Since when have you been vegan?

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Ever since I saw a documentary like that.

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About factory farming?

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No, about how healthy it is.

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Kiki?
- Man, what's wrong now?

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I think factory farming
also really stupid.

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That's not the point.

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I think being vegan is good.

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But you run
10 km before school,

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now you’re vegan too.

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We've already talked about it 1,000 times
said that you have to be careful.

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Yes, but what's more healthy?
Diet and exercise are bad?

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I have to go now,
otherwise I'll be way too late.

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OK.

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*21 Savage: Famous*

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Axel, come here, we need to talk.

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We must?

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Why are you doing this?
- What?

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With Kiki?

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You know exactly what I mean.

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No, I don't have any
I have no idea what you mean.

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You realize that they are
gives great hope again?

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On what?

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That whatever you do there,
something serious will happen at some point.

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Define “serious.”

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Don't act stupid.

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Look, I'm hanging out with Kiki,
I don't hang out with anyone else.

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Should I propose to her?
- No.

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What's your problem, girl?

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Don't call me "girl."

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What's your problem, woman?

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If I didn't know
that you are lesbian,

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one might get the impression

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that you have a small one
you're a little jealous.

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If you hurt her,
I'll finish you.

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* Kanye West, Lil Pump: I Love It *

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Do you really have your period?

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Me neither.

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I hate volleyball.
- I hate sports.

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Did you know
that Kiki is now vegan?

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I could
never live without meat.

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Christmas without a Christmas goose?

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Everything okay?

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I'm worried about her.

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Because of Alexander?

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Is he still hitting on you?
- No.

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Do you think
the whole Kiki number is tactics,

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to make you jealous?

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Sorry.

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* John Legend:
What Christmas Means to Me *

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Okay, set to "1"
Let's all open our eyes.

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When two eyes meet,
you have to say "Medusa".

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Then you both have to drink.

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3, 2, 1: Medusa.

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There are supplies.

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There goes another one.

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Vodka for you.

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Medusa.

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*bell*

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Merry Christmas.

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*laugh*

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Is there drinking here?
- Yes.

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Sam told us.

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Merry Christmas!

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* bawl *

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Did you invite Micha?

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I didn't tell him.
- Why?

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That's not the guy I'm with
wants to hold hands on Friday night.

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Rather?

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The guy who licks my asshole.
- Wow.

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Medusa.

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(incomprehensible)

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I'm sorry, what?

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You look really good tonight.
- Thank you very much.

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*Justin Bieber, Mariah Carey:
All I Want For Christmas Is You *

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*Music*

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Eh!
- We're going out to the club now.

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Didn't you say
that you already celebrated yesterday?

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So, people,
I'm going to pee now.

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You can think about
whether you are on your deathbed

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slept through the night
want to remember nights.

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I think the guy is so tough.

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I want
also so much energy.

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Do you really mean?

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He said that he...
Last week was just partying

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and only noticed after 72 hours
that he hasn't eaten anything.

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You can't do that without shooting.

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Who is there?

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How fast were you pissing, dude?

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I still have to drink something.

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(doorbell)

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Do you have it somewhere?
seen my bag?

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Ah, here.

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Oh shit.

258
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Thank you for the lovely evening,
until Sunday at Secret Santa.

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Kiki?
Can we talk for a moment?

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They're already waiting.

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Just take care of yourself, okay?

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Please don't take drugs.
- What?

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I have seen
how you reacted before,

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when we talked about Hans.

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I haven't
planned to take drugs.

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Why are you talking to me?
and not with Hans,

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if you have such a problem with it?

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Because Hans is not a snack
eats cotton pads in between.

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What, are you telling me that?
Are cotton pads worse than drugs?

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Kiki, that's sick.

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Is this still because of Alexander?

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If you...
- Stop it.

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Stop yourself all the time
to interfere in my life.

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It's none of your business,
you are not my mother.

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What is a not a problem?

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You're completely obsessed.

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*door slam*

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*Billie Eilish:
When the party's over *

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* Joji: Yeah Right *

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